TIL it’s the right of women of all ages to go topless wherever men can in the states of Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas and Oklahoma, including all their cities.
Are tits really that unsanitary that you're going to infect a restaurant topless? I've got nipples, and I think they're cleaner than my hands because I didn't touch the door handle with my pecs.
Not really, but it’s one of those things you need to be prepared to be asked to do. Many bars are cool with it though, even ones that are restaurants. I guess the whiskey disinfects the tits
Next time a restaurant gives me shit about being topless, I'll just dip a rag in some whiskey, rub my nipples with it, and say "there! Are you happy? And proceed to place my order"