The Church of Trek

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"Alright, so you know about the Black Mountain, right?"
That's not my religion.

This is my religion.

You kids today with your Paramount Pluses are heretics. HERETICS I SAY!

Gimme some of that old time religion!
- TOS - Judaism
  TNG - Christianity
  DS9 - Islam
  Voyager - Baháʼí
  NuTrek - Dudeism
  
  (just in case: please nobody be offended, this is a joke about the evolution of religion based on time)
  
  Real Star Trek fans know that, according to TOS, the Greek gods are literally canonically real, and at least one of them got bored and just flew away to be ruler of his own planet.
  
  As an ordained Dudist Priest, I agree.
  
  Lower Decks = Pastafarianism? /s
  
  Battlestar Galactica - Hinduism
  Star Wars - Freemasonry
  
  Thinking on this, DS9 as Islam works chronologically, but it's more like Heaven's Gate or Jonestown practically.
  
  As a Red Sea Pedestrian myself, I approve.
  
  I legitimately think Baha'is would agree with this
I went into LD not really expecting much but I ended up loving it. I love how much it feels to be still in universe while also being a totally different type of show to anything we've had in trek before.
You believe in a space koala too??
"GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME" leaves crunching

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