Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?
Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?
Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.
WTF did I just read.
85 0 ReplyYou can't even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.
42 0 ReplyI've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol
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77 0 ReplyBeen there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting
58 2 Reply19 0 ReplyEven better is Blumpkin Time!
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The challenge was 3days, how long have you been
toholding it?!43 0 ReplyYeah, I'm slipping after 3 days. It's like putting on beer goggles.
8 0 ReplyGets easier after day 7 trust me
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It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...
30 2 Replyoui
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25 0 ReplyToday I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?
22 1 ReplyDo you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother
10 0 ReplyI've shot it over my head before....
7 0 ReplyIt’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.
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That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"
13 0 ReplyIt's actually both, thank you for asking.
10 0 ReplyHorny. I just took a shit so I know it's not the other option.
9 0 ReplyGermans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.
9 2 ReplyIf you have a scat fetish, it could be both.
5 0 Replydoes it matter
4 3 ReplyNothing matters 😔
3 0 ReplyAntimatters
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