The prequel to Meth Gators?

Some rules are made to be broken

Scrolling past this, I could have sworn it said, "Do not hallucinate alligators", and I wondered what kind of sci-fi telepathy bullshit was going on.

edit: I made this into a thing: https://slrpnk.net/post/3701747 (I looked it up but I don't know any way yet to link to posts without linking the full URL, if anyone knows please let me know)

Now I need to know the story behind the sign...

You would think that gators love contemplating the nature of their own existence and place in the universe, but in fact the opposite is true.

Stoned lizard theory

Termination Shock was such a good book.

50 bucks says it's in florida.