I'm hooked on creating imagines. I can't draw with a fuck, but I have a good imagination and I'm good with words. This is like scratching an itch I've never been able to reach. That, and I love shitposting
Master Splinter, on Dateline: "I thought it was weird when they would just sit there and take turns huffing the breadstick box. I guess that's when it started. I should have seen the warning signs."