How to start a fire in the wilderness with only a power generator, a microwave and a coin:
53 0 ReplyI feel like there might be a simpler way but what the hell, lock and load!
10 0 ReplyThere are simpler ways. But they're boring.
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3 0 ReplyThinking quickly Dave constructs a homemade megaphone using only some string a squirrel and a megaphone
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This works only if you are trying to do it secretly. Go gender reveal party or go home!
1 0 ReplyYou can do a gender reveal party in the wilderness... and end up blowing up everyone in the worst way possible, all with a coin.
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In the age of receiving CDs in the mail (like AOL), we would microwave them for 10 seconds to make coasters. The arcing would make neat designs in the CD
33 0 Replyfwiw i'm pretty sure you can still get CDs for pretty damn cheap, so this is totally still doable and hell might even be a little side business
6 0 ReplyThere’s lots of discarded ones if you know where to look
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And fun to watch, too
4 0 ReplyIn the age after total disregard for personal data, and the advent of personal data regulations, we'd burn tons of backup CDs like that.
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A coin cannot cause this much damage to a microwave in 1 minute.
29 0 ReplyMy ex-wife could, though.
8 0 ReplyI think compacting any adult person into a size small enough to fit into a microwave would do that much damage in one minute
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Keep going. I don't think you completely ruined the joke yet.
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Damn, people are stupid.
28 1 Replyat least i think they've quit microwaving their iphones
20 0 ReplyIndeed, but I seriously doubt that damage was caused by trying to microwave a penny.
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Idk if anything would actually happen. There's nowhere for it to arc, so it would just bounce around
22 1 ReplyNothing would happen because of the coin, no. But microwaving an empty microwave can seriously damage it because there’s nothing to absorb the microwaves. You can burn out the magnetron.
A fire is possible but unlikely.
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If you stick the mini one in an electrical socket, it'll make it grow again
21 0 ReplyUnzips
10 1 Replybut only if you push it in with your bare finger
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10 0 ReplyGod damn, Nigella Lawson
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Does the metal sublimate or does the mini coin have 50 times the density? Is this how black holes are made? /s
7 0 ReplyNone of these are quite as bad as the 4chan post telling people to make mustard gas.
5 0 ReplyAn empty bag of chips for 6 seconds was always good fun.
5 0 ReplyWe used to do this at school and make Keychains.
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