Being German with a Ukrainian grandmother, I can promise that simply shouting a recipe in Russian will wither most people to the ground.
36 0 ReplyThat's the case for pretty much every language if the person you're talking to doesn't understand you and you shout it aggressively enough
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Ich hätte gerne einen Hamburger
30 0 ReplyMein Herr, dies ist eine Apotheke.
26 0 ReplyMein Herr, dies ist ein Wendy's
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I would like to buy a hamburger. https://youtu.be/Z6oeAdemFZw
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Ein Döner mit alles mit scharf!
27 0 ReplyHeirate mich.
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Whenever I need to intimidate someone, I say "У меня есть маленькая собачка" in an angry mumble. It sounds scary, but means "I have a little dog"...
26 0 ReplyКак дела?
3 0 ReplyСпасибо, хорошо. Я Американец, изучаю русский язык. Первый год.
(Мне нужна была помощь от Google.)
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Отлично, спасибо!
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A KÄSLEBERKASSEMMEL BITTE!
25 1 ReplyPlease don't kill me
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Sprich Deutsch du Whorensohn
20 0 Replyno idea what that mean but I feel attacked.
18 0 ReplyDie Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar
13 0 Reply"Sprich deutsch du hurensohn" is an expression for a german finding a post that has at least a part german or speaks about germans.
It translates to: "Speak german son of a whore"
Dont take it serious2 0 Reply
Wenn du das sagen willst, sag es richtig!
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___ I really hope I said that right, or else this would be far too ironic for my taste.
1 0 ReplyDas heißt Hurensohn du reudiger Angelsachse!
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Harrys Pferdeschnitzel, gestern noch geritten, heute schon mit fritten. Was möchten sie bestellen?
20 0 ReplyHallo, ich hatte gestern bei euch ein schnitzel bestellt. Leider muss ich sagen dass es war ein bisschen unter gekocht, weil es hat mein stroh hut gegessen, und mein tochter hat ihm der ganze nacht geritten.
5 0 ReplySie waren wohl gestern da. Tja.
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Zum hier essen oder zum Mitnehmen?
20 0 ReplyEndboss: Bewirtungsbeleg.
15 0 ReplyDonaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunternehmenbeamtengesellschaft
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obligatory link to How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages
15 2 ReplyOnly fascists talk like that at their conferences. And then it doesn't sound much better in other languages.
There are a hell of a lot of good examples of how terrible our language is, but that's nonsense.
8 2 ReplyIt's a tired joke missing any context or finesse but has some truth to it like most of these kind of stereotypes.
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@janus2 @frankyboi, so actually only when a German is pissed off
0 0 ReplyOh for sure. Any language sounds intense asf when you're yelling it. Didn't mean to hit some nerves by linking a decade old video... I believe the creators meant no harm and I didn't either :[
If someone who didn't speak English overheard me greeting my cousins, they'd probably think I was trying to start a fight :P
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Nah. I find German kind of playful actually. Phrases that sound Latinate and serious in English, in German sound more playful to me as a native Anglophone. As they often use similar roots to "less serious" Germanic words in English.
10 0 ReplyOne of my favorites. After learning insults in German and Spanish, English curses are weaksauce.
10 0 ReplyBitte einen Viertelpfund-Cheeseburger, eine Brezel, ein Würstchen und einen Krug Bier!😆
10 0 ReplyWhat do you mean, Handkäs mit Musik (hand cheese "with music") is perfectly understandable!
10 1 Reply3 0 ReplyWo is eischentlich hessisch_iel? Isch vermiss des gebabbel do!
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Es ist sehr treu.
8 0 ReplyTry having a good relationship with God in Italian
8 0 Replyph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
8 1 ReplyI feel like Australians can take the insults up a notch.
7 0 ReplyNo one mentioning Arab insults? Shit goes hard.
5 0 ReplyЗдравствуйте, Ein kabop, gracias.
4 0 ReplyDe nada
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No no, insult in quebec french : ostie de coliss de tabarnack de bout de viarge du criss
3 0 ReplyYou should know how it works to say how you like your friend in the Brazilian/carioca way (Rio de Janeiro). It scares the shit out of anyone from outside there.
3 0 ReplyAnything in chinese
3 0 ReplyGood DAY sir!
2 0 Reply3 im weggla bidde!
3 1 Reply1 0 ReplyI don't get it ,but I appreciate your efforts .lol
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So we're talking insults and no one's gonna mention Serbian.... Пуши курац is a classic!
1 0 ReplyItalian insults: the literal antichrist
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