Fuck you I'm 20!
28 0 ReplyYour bones, creaking...joints, stiffening...brain, calcifying...you wheeze when you speak, my friend...are those little crows feet i see?
27 0 ReplyShut up! I am young! I am young!
You're old not me! You are the one who's 30! Or 40!
Grandpa!
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If you play your kids some music from 2000, It’s like your mom playing you her 80s tracks
That’s terrifying
26 0 ReplyI'm 51. Me playing 80s music to my youngest daughter (17) would be like my parents playing 40s music to me when I was her age.
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We're all going to be old geezers. Hope people will still be shitposting even then.
17 0 ReplyShitposting will never die until humanity does. Wonder what the last shitpost ever made will be?
9 0 ReplyAssuming our end is a meteor hit.
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This does not feel so terrible until you remember that 2006 was the year in which the Star Wars Kid and Afro Ninja videos were uploaded to YouTube.
17 0 ReplyNo, 2040 is 17 years away while 2006 is 18446744073709551599 years away.
Edit: was off by 4 years due to a small mistake in mental math.
13 1 ReplyAre you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do
(uint64_t)(2006 - 2023)
and get the right answer.6 0 Replythat's the neet part: I didn't get the right answer at first (it was because I made a mistake in 2023-2006 but shhh)
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Joke’s on you, I was born after 2006, so it also seems long ago.
10 0 ReplySame here.
4 0 ReplyI was born in 2005 but I have no memory of 2006 so same for me lol
4 1 ReplyAverage Lemmygrad user
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rubber stamp NOT YET OLD. RECALL.
3 0 ReplyPeople born in 2003 are having children already, they’ve entered the workforce, and most are graduating from college. People born in 2000 are already completing masters degrees, make up a majority of the young workforce, and have an average of two children.
Your time is coming. Mortality is fleeting :3
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I'm not planning on ever dying. What's gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that's gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!
7 0 Reply8 1 ReplyFuck dig, jeg er 16!
5 0 ReplyHow the?
3 0 ReplyWe are closer to the arrival of Haley’s Comet in 2061, then we are to the last time it was here in 1986.
The last time the comet was here, the Soviet Union was a country, Regan was president, and the Nintendo NES was just released.
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