I didn't know that kingdoms had feet, let alone ones that contained women.
43 3 ReplyI almost didn't share it because of that, but I would've felt weirder about editing someone's tweet.
17 0 ReplyIt's awkwardly phrased, but not grammatically incorrect.
12 1 ReplyNah, fix that shit
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The “feet” are the areas where the commoners live
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Hmm. So is quintin Tarantino interested in a remake?
37 0 ReplyAh yes, it'd be super easy to find one white blonde woman via description. Not very many of those.
14 0 Reply“Your Highness, you did get a look at her face, surely it would be easier to—“ “DID I STUTTER?”
11 0 ReplyLoved when stories can be stories and things didn't have to make sense. Now we have stories where they have to spoon feed you all the details. I just want to see paw patrol god damnit
11 2 ReplyGuess he was to drunk to rember
9 0 ReplyI mean he did watch her ride off in a carriage made of pumpkins
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Let's just say... he was a little drunk that night so the only thing is her shoe to make sure it's the right one.
Why not ask her? Idk...
5 0 ReplyBecause people can lie
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