The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds
The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds
Howler monkeys can be well-endowed in the voice box or the family jewels, but not both.
Scientist: don't anthropomorphise this
Journalist: noted but that won't stop me
45 1 ReplyI mean, we were all thinking it. Putting the warning to stop us from doing so seriously while still indulging the joke was the right way to go.
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This is related to big pickup trucks too.
31 0 ReplyAnd super loud cars and bikes
4 0 ReplyI'm willing to bet that most people who roll coal fit into this category. Loud muscle cars and ridiculously loud Harleys too. Anything to get attention, especially if it makes them feel like they've got a big fat... wallet. Yeah let's go with wallet.
3 0 ReplyAs someone who drives a subcompact car, I can get behind this.
But if I ever buy a truck we'll have some words.
3 0 ReplyAnd BMWs
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Now do the same study but with human males and cars.
18 0 ReplyThis also applies to political communities on Lemmy.
18 3 ReplyWell as they say… speak softly and carry a massive dong
13 0 ReplyI could have guessed this. In my own observations, the same thing is true with larger primates as well.
12 0 ReplyShout out to my outlier small-balled chill primate dudes in my life.
7 0 ReplyAren't human beings also just primates too? I think this'd apply to us as well.
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5 0 ReplyHuh, I guess that's why I'm quiet all the time.
3 0 ReplyVery interesting! Cross-posted to [email protected]
2 0 Reply**Study found.
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