You're keeping it this time?
Have you told him it's mine?
“So, who’s the father again?”
"So who's the father this time?"
When's the funeral?
Everyone here a potential father too?
Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.
Did the abortion fail?
Are you keeping it?
Roasted or boiled this time?
Extra Crispy
Sure it is yours?
Yes.
My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
You're under arrest for child abuse
A baby? In this economy?
We're sure who the father is?
I'm a registered sex offender
That'd do the job, I reckon
I'm required by law to inform you...
"So, are you planning to circumcize?"
I brought my speedo
Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?
Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card
"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."
You sure it's just one in there?
Parent shall let kid choose gender
So we aren't showering babies? Weird.
Man, that ultra-realistic baby shaped cake tasted like shit
Oh it’s not that kind of shower?
I miscarried.
- No
- one
- cares
- about
- your
- baby
Hormono-hypnotic therapy is going flawlessly
Are you pro life?
Why don’t you love me?
