Nothing beats the store brand stuff that smells like molten gummy bears and costs 60 cents.
And us probably radioactive or something
Where my gym people at, drinking Monster White as pre-workout ??
What is with the whole internet and white monsters? I tried one and it wasn't much different from the default flavor
Bean juice >>>
vanilla soy milk
I'm so old I see Monster in the group on the right.
Red Bull is the real OG king of energy drinks. The rest are imitations.
Biggest kick of them all. Although this is, paradoxically, reason I avoid it.
Just realized he died, but the red bull owner also was a right wing populist who had questionable content published through his TV channel. Also the original drink tastes... not great and is quite expensive
I mean technically speaking I'm wrong too, the real Red Bull is Krating Daeng which the Austrian right wing guy appropriated and added fizz to to cater to western tastes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krating_Daeng
I love how western culture takes stuff from the east, gives it a little bit of artificiality and marketing speak and now it's a modern western invention!
Monster tastes good, but its american bullshit.
RAHHHH FUCK OFF CUZ WTF IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
If you are so patriotic, (no searching) how many yards go in a mile? How many in a fathom, a furlong? How many barleys to an inch?
its a thousand meters :3
Monster and Redbull are nasty. C4 or Reign for me. Celsius seems to ramp up my anxiety for some reason
whatever sweetener is in celcius gives me a headache as soon as i sip it once
Congrats on your free flight, bozo. Enjoy the concentration camp. Here in freeville, home of the free, you're free to like monster or Red Bull and that's it.
why are we making concentration camp jokes bro. for the record not funny.
Celsius has a crazy amount of caffeine and it's packed into a smaller can than the rest of them.
The regular Celsius cans have 200mg IIRC, Bang and Reign are higher.
I uhhh, don't really process caffeine normal, i kinda drink them to relax 😶 its not even a tolerance thing, i can go months without, chug one, take a nap.
Edit; although i did down 9 shots (more like 3 small coffee cups full) of really strong espresso in one sitting once. That was not pleasant.
Redbull is mid but monster has a certain taste I can't get anywhere else. Keeps me coming back tbh. Plus the neon vitamin piss after drinking it is cool
The new norm ain’t the same as the old norm.
