Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Panda (he/him) @lemmy.dbzer0.com 4d ago

Inspirational

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Elon Musk once said 'im sorry [...]

I find that hard to believe
- I'm sorry [I might get in trouble because] I showed you my penis
Didn't he give someone a horse after sexually harassing them?
- The attendant worked as a member of the cabin crew on a contract basis for SpaceX's corporate jet fleet. She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider.
  
  Source
  
  “When you’re famous you can just grab them by the pussy” - some other piece of shit running the government
  
  Didn't he also offer some woman money to have his children?
- It gets worse as the horse was part of a herd that came with the ranches he purchased to smush into a mega ranch. He wanted rid of the horses as they cost a fair bit to keep, so he was literally giving away something that saved him money and cost them.
I mean, I'd let him show me his penis for $250k.
- I see penises all the time without even getting paid for it
  
  You should monetize that hobby. Go into healthcare or prostitution, maybe even life portrait artistry if you're really good at it.
I'm pretty sure he haven't said sorry.
"Fucking idiots." - Mark Zuckerberg
"SsjhddhhshdbbdhhdGovernment" -Winston Churchill
He would fit in any nazi movie as the main culprit.
- I mean just the name has had me convinced since the first time I heard it that he's a Bond villain.
I suddenly really want to see Elon Musk's penis.
- don't forget your microscope
Are inspirational posters coming back?
Economic development under capitalism is great. Money can be converted into coercion
Naaah, Sell me Xhitter. So, I can nuke it.
- Too late, he already did
Nice. The world needs a lot more of these. Nothing makes someone look like an idiot like a direct verifiable quote.

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