The deputy director of communications for the former and future president, posted a photo of Coca-Cola CEO and Chairman James Quincey seated next to Trump, shown holding the commemorative bottle of the soft drink
How will the Onion be able to make believable, funny, but fake stories that sound real enough to warrant a click anymore? We've been at this point for a while where the truth is about as funny as whatever the writers there could come up with.
I drank coke for 30 years, but in the last year I stopped in part because of Gaza (among other terrible things and people they've supported over the years) and in part because the prices they've been charging lately are ridiculous. It was easier to quit than I thought it would be and I doubt I'll ever buy a coke product again.
Now's a perfect time to find an independently bottled soft drink supplier, such as Frostop (my personal favorite), or any one of a hundred other locally made sodas- or honestly just switch to water and tea, your kidneys and teeth will appreciate it