The owners and staff of Lupa pizza in Norwich are so revolted by the Hawaiian that they have reluctantly added the topping to their delivery menu but only with the eye-watering price tag.
I am not a fan of pizza (not popular opinion, but it's just half a toastie), but the only one I'd have a slice of is Hawaiian. Not at a tenth of that price though.
I'd like to imagine their pineapple pizza was the absolute best there is on planet Earth, but in spite of (or maybe because of) that they just fucking hate making it.