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The spoom
  • 2 days later, squiddy will be buying the books. Ideal christmas gift for your parents!

  • The return of Trump means Britain must rethink its defence strategy – and role in the world
  • And expensive. Imagine the cost of changing the entire road network over to use metric.

    "Minister, we have a cunning way to lower the speed limits, and go metric, at the same time..."

  • Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts
  • I mean, we should be able to interact with mastodon via fedipub, right?

    If we had a separate server, it might be messy, as then there are two sets of accounts.

  • Any hope of ‘getting Britain working again’ must not demonise people on welfare
  • I'd say the conservatives do a pretty bang up job treating disabled people badly.

  • Elon Musk may already be overstaying his welcome in Trump's orbit
  • You don't understand though, by being visionaries who disregard accepted margins of safety, they lowered the cost per (attempted) launch by almost 3%!

  • What are the "AK-47" of items? (cheap, durable, just works)
  • And the SM57 for things you don't need a screen on.

  • Get rid of Threads without blocking it
  • How many pictures of my arse does the instance need to keep the zuckerbots away?

  • Keir Starmer to unveil ambitious new UK climate goal at Cop29
  • Too many places treat CCAS as plan A, but it does make sense doing it in the background as a plan B.

    It does worry me though, that everyone is just going to go "eh, we'll just capture it in 20 years".

  • Home Assistant 2024.11: Slick dashboards and speedy cameras
  • With a bit of luck, native RTC support means 2-way comms using reolink doorbells is close at hand.

  • Wicked movie: Mattel 'deeply regrets' porn site misprint on dolls
  • A discussion on the other site claimed that the fuck-up was in the copy that Universal sent to Mattel.
    And that wrong websites frequently end up on packaging in other industries.

    Mattel seem to be doing the sorry-dance for it, so no idea if it's true. Though I'm sure Universal would be very keen to not be involved.

  • You have hell yeah! friends
  • I once changed a friend's autocorrect from "regards" to "lots of love".

    And I somehow managed to keep my mouth shut long enough for a lecturer to get a very funny email.

  • 'UK first' battery powered train slashes fuel costs by up to 50 per cent
  • Network Rail (who own and maintain the track/infrastructure) are state run.
    It was privatised for about 5 years, it was a disaster, and it was brought back in house.
    Trains are run by TOCs, though these are being gradually coming back to the state too.

    The honest answer is, we have a fuckton of track, much of which has been there since victorian times.
    Couple that with diesel-electric trains that run at 125mph already, a lot of track that doesn't get that much use, and the electrification number is low.

    We're slowly getting there.
    New lines are electric from the start, and electrification projects are rolling out.
    It can be a pain in the ass though (GWML, for example. We had to order bi-mode trains to continue down to the westcountry, and while the electric part was completed.)

    Plus the issue that any track that's busy enough to prioritise electrification on is going to be more complex because of the impact any downtime causes on a busy route.

  • Man finds python curled up in toilet—for the second time in a week
  • I'm just waiting for a third python to arrive with minor problematic differences.

  • ‘No man will touch me until I have my rights back’: why is the 4B movement going viral after Trump’s win?
  • My phone always ran the site too slowly to swipe, I have no idea which direction was which.

  • New council housing in England may be removed from right to buy scheme
  • Originally, council housing was supposed to be available for everyone.
    A socially funded, reasonably priced, decent accommodation for anyone.
    With the added bonus for the council that they have properties vulnerable people could be housed in at cost.

    And there are still legacy tenants from those days happily living in their council places.

    R2B was brought in, with the stated idea of giving long-term renters the opportunity to buy at a discount.
    A leg up onto owning and running their own house.
    Unfortunately with the way it was implemented, it ended up gutting the supply of council houses, until we reach today.
    Where only the most vulnerable have a sniff of a chance of being allocated a council house.

  • Round and round we go...
  • Somebody should make a microsite with this graphic that updates every time there is an election.

  • www.bbc.co.uk Milton Keynes ice rink has mobile phone frozen inside it

    The man says he got a frosty reception from his daughter after her device was entombed in ice.

    Milton Keynes ice rink has mobile phone frozen inside it
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    www.theguardian.com Man arrested over theft of 22 tonnes of cheese from Neal’s Yard Dairy

    Met police arrest man, 63, on suspicion of fraud by false representation and handling stolen goods

    Man arrested over theft of 22 tonnes of cheese from Neal’s Yard Dairy
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    inews.co.uk I run my firm from Spain to save on tax - a capital gains rise would hit us hard

    Business owners living on the continent give their thoughts about next week's Budget and how potential changes could affect them

    I run my firm from Spain to save on tax - a capital gains rise would hit us hard

    Oh no.

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    www.bbc.co.uk Chris Kaba shooting: Firearms officer not guilty of murder

    Martyn Blake is found not guilty of murdering Chris Kaba, who was shot on 5 September 2022.

    Chris Kaba shooting: Firearms officer not guilty of murder
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    www.bbc.co.uk Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage

    Victoria Thomas Bowen threw the drink at the Reform UK leader as he was campaigning in June.

    Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage
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    www.bbc.co.uk Gregg Wallace: Masterchef host denies inappropriate sexual comments

    Wallace says an incident was investigated, and the outcome was "I hadn't said anything sexual".

    Gregg Wallace: Masterchef host denies inappropriate sexual comments
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    www.bbc.co.uk Student finds scorpion crawling inside Shein parcel

    Sofia Alonso-Mossinger found the creature in a bag of boots which she had ordered online.

    Student finds scorpion crawling inside Shein parcel
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    Britain was not the... wealthiest of Roman conquests

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    Farage will not hold face-to-face surgeries

    www.bbc.co.uk Farage will not hold face-to-face surgeries amid fears of attack

    Nigel Farage says he has been advised it could lead to violence and refers to the death of Southend West MP Sir David Amess.

    Farage will not hold face-to-face surgeries amid fears of attack

    Following Mr Farage's claim that he had been advised not to hold in-person surgeries by the Speaker's Office, the Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle said he would advise MPs to take advice from parliament's security team and "do so safely" if they asked him for advice on holding surgeries.

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    www.gov.uk Protection zones around abortion clinics in place by October

    Safe access buffer zones will be in force around abortion clinics from 31 October to bring in stronger safeguards for women accessing services.

    Protection zones around abortion clinics in place by October
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    www.theguardian.com The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons

    Forget the pomp and pageantry. As people worldwide are now discovering, the UK was built on crisp sarnies, trips to B&Q and that age-old question: Corrie or EastEnders?

    The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons
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    www.theguardian.com Campaigners tie baby slings to statues in call for better UK paternity leave

    Model babies attached to figures in London including Gene Kelly, Thierry Henry and Isambard Kingdom Brunel

    Campaigners tie baby slings to statues in call for better UK paternity leave
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    www.bbc.co.uk Data centres as vital as NHS and power grid, government says

    Critical national infrastructure status means they will get extra government support during emergencies.

    Data centres as vital as NHS and power grid, government says
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    www.bbc.co.uk NHS must reform or die, PM warns, after critical report

    People have "every right to be angry", Sir Keir Starmer to say, as review criticises state of the health service in England.

    NHS must reform or die, PM warns, after critical report
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    www.theguardian.com UK suspends 30 arms export licences to Israel after review

    Foreign Office says review found ‘clear risk’ that UK arms may be used in violation of humanitarian law

    UK suspends 30 arms export licences to Israel after review
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    I've recently started buying 3D blurays

    Anybody else on here on the 3D train?

    Having recently finished setting up the projector (bin rescue), screen (£20, gumtree), and working out the glasses required (£20, eBay), I finally got my first taste of home shutterglass 3D.

    We watched Pirates!, as I happened to have the disc in 3D already. 3D lends itself well to Aardman's models and physical sets. I like 3D best when it's like looking through a window, or onto a stage.

    It also turned out that my steelbook of The Hobbit contained the 3D copy too. We're only 30 mins through it, but there are some nice shots (I particularly liked the one of Bilbo watching Gandalf through the window)

    I checked with CEX, and 3D discs are now mostly quite reasonably priced. So we went and bought about 70% of the local branch's stock, for the princely sum of £20.*

    While yes, it is a novelty, and a bit of a gimmick at times...It's fun. And gives me a bonus inexpensive collectable hobby!

    *(Pro-tip: If you're going to do similar, go when it's not busy, and apologise to them in advance. The 3D discs are all mixed in with the standard ones, and the poor guys spent about 20 minutes hunting)

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    Aubrey Plaza Never Watched ‘White Lotus’ Because ‘I Had Trouble Opening My Max Account’ and ‘Couldn’t Figure Out the Password … I’d Love a DVD’

    variety.com Aubrey Plaza Never Watched 'The White Lotus' Due to Max Streaming Issues

    Aubrey Plaza could not log into her Max account or remember her password so she just hasn't watched an episode of "The White Lotus" yet.

    Aubrey Plaza Never Watched 'The White Lotus' Due to Max Streaming Issues
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    www.theguardian.com Starmer to end £40m helicopter contract in break from Sunak era

    Former PM and ministers drew criticism for the VIP flights Labour says were ‘symbol of their government’

    Starmer to end £40m helicopter contract in break from Sunak era
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    Not a bloody oops mate.

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