Day 2 of reminding the fediverse there are women who prefer shorter guys (source: am one of them). If y'all don't want them I'll take them. I'll take them all.
I imagine there are even women out there who care more about a man's personality than their height...
Being short isn't your fault, being a dull cunt is.
I'm married to a man the same height as me. Absolutely zero regrets. He's kind and funny, and my favorite person.
The only thing I'm slightly jealous of is that I might not be able to wear my husband's ribcage as armor should I outlive him the way that women with taller husband's can. But that's life! I love my husband more than I desire widow armor.
I have no idea where your lore is from, but I like it! As a taller and bigger guy, I see no better way to go out than protecting my love my partner from hordes of barbarians. Let my ribs be impenetrable armor and my femur be an armor splitting bludgeon for her berserker rage. Tales will be told and songs will be sung, and ….. crap, she’s now my ex. Forget it, I’ll fertilize a tree when the time comes
Height and attractiveness have nothing to do with each other for me, but I do wish someone would find a way to make my wife taller so I wouldn't have to keep getting things off of the top shelves in the cabinets for her.
He only waited till he got a green belt.
all it takes
Think it's complimentary with the long legs
Wait, I got a blue belt from the store, do the green ones give you martial arts skills!?
No joke, I wish I could gift some height to another to be shorter.
On your knees then
Unless you have a passion for cramped supercars or exceed the height of most door frames… why? The ability to reach the top shelf and things placed at height is just so invaluable. And provided you take care of them, knees and hips still allow you to rummage through things on the down low.
Now, if you’re so tall that you routinely crack your forehead on door frames… yeah. I could see why. But then the question becomes, what is affecting your coordination such that it prevents you from earning millions by throwing an orange ball through a netted hoop?
How much have you got spare?
Not for me, though, just interested. I'm 6'2" and it's about perfect I think, probably wouldn't swap it for any other height. I'm tall enough to reach the top shelves of pretty much everything, hit the cancel button on our smoke alarm, see over people at gigs and things, but not so tall that I have problems with fitting into things too often.
I think both of us would be cool with it if I gave height to my buddy until we were the same. I think that puts both of us exactly at average.
Must change your DNA...
The leg lengthening we can do these days doesn't need or cause a DNA change. Look it up. It's simultaneously fascinating and horrifying.
Not shown: Big Bird's bones breaking, because that's how leg extension surgery works.
Cartoon violence inflicted on a rude person displayed in a comic strip has somehow started a war about "incels" and "toxic masculinity"; meanwhile, I've never watched Sesame Street and I was over here thinking Big Bird was a girl.
Follow That Bird is the second-best Muppet movie (after The Muppet Movie) and I will fight you if you say otherwise.
Otherwise.
You are dead.
Kek, I like kick woman too
Lengthening your legs, which will screw you up in a number of ways, is the most cucked thing you can do. Imagine letting the opinions of people online guide your behavior in such a drastic way.
Call that the cunt punt.
Incels out in force today yikes
Who is up voting this incel shit?
Lol what it's someone being rude and getting kicked for it
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Beating women up cause they don't find you attractive is funny now?
God damn what a dumb thing to say.
Animals getting tragically crushed to death isn't funny, but anvils falling on coyote heads in cartoons is.
Not to you, though. You'd find a way to make it a problem. Fuck's sake.
No, it was funny before too.
edit: I thought the ridiculousness of my comment was quite obvious considering the ridiculousness of the comment I was replying to but oh well...
violence against women is never okay
I feel like this short king shit is rooted in toxic masculinity and generally gross.
- This is a comic strip on the internet, chill.
- It is toxic to have the response the woman depicted in said comic had over a physical feature that someone has no control over. What genders are involved don't actually matter.
I'm not sure I follow
as long as you remember to like and subscribe that should be okay
Yup. Just another double standard, because lord forbid a guy have physical standards about a woman and be honest about them. 🙄
Hard agree.
