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I remove the grease so I don't shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight
- It's the last 0.5% of the grease that gets you.
  
  Crafty bastards, let me tell ya
  
  I'd be interested to know how big.a proportion of vsrious styles of pizza's grease can actually be removed with a napkin.
  
  Wouldn't be surprised if some pepperoni pizzas release much more than 0.5% of their grease to pool on top.
What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off????
- Cheese.
  
  And greasy pepperoni
- buy them from gas stations.
Ah, the Ulililia diet
If we're talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.

To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it's the noms that matter.
- There’s a pizza chain by me that is, imho, so greasy as to be inedible without soaking off half the grease.. and yet it exists.. people pay money for it. They haven’t gone out of business.
  
  So at least it’s not just shitty school food I guess…? 😒
Well his do you expect to die from congestive heart failure under 60 with that attitude? It's like you want to be ancient, senile, and wearing a diaper in a nursing home. And with the American "healthcare" industrial complex, no less.

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