Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
Australian mathematicians call into question the ‘infinite monkey theorem’ in new research on old adage
Two Australian mathematicians have deemed it misleading, working out that even if all the chimpanzees in the world were given the entire lifespan of the universe, they would “almost certainly” never pen the works of the bard.
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I'm glad they had fun doing some math, but this is not news, nor is the original saying misleading. With an infinite number of monkeys, a smaller-yet-still-infinite number of them would produce the works of Shakespeare. The reason this saying works is because of the concept of infinity, not some random finite number.
31 0 ReplyYour argument sounds convincing, but given an infinite number of monkeys I could refute it
15 0 ReplyYou can write down an infinite amount of numbers without ever leaving [0, 1]
8 0 ReplyNo they couldn't. They'd die before they finished.
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What part of "infinite" was unclear in the instructions?
10 0 ReplyThe "in" part apparently.
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If you actually had infinite monkeys it would be the first thing a very large (infinite) amount would type.
9 0 ReplyKind of selfish of that monkey really.
7 2 ReplyUniverse would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
Maybe the monkey can be a little less of a dick, for science?!
4 0 ReplyIt could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:
Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.
Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs
Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can't publish this! Earth is doomed!
*More clicketyclacks *
Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is.......
Trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: To be......
Louder trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: .... or not.....
Very loud trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!
Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow
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i think that milestone has already been achieved -- at least in terms of the expected quality of the final manuscript.
have you read the da vinci code?
5 0 ReplyWe already had a monkey write Shakespeare. His name was William Shakespeare.
6 2 ReplyAn ape *
2 0 ReplyAll apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes. Perchance.
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we are primates
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one already wrote shakespeare
I call false on the findings
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