they dont even understand what I'm saying

c'mon you lot, it's a mr bean reference surely!

Baked until golden?

A stuffed animal?

Is the statement that the dog is chicken?

Is it a statement on how pets are animals turned into agency-less commodities, just like meat?

It's a turdoggy lmao

I don't know about them, but I sure don't understand

"I'm a turkey!"

what a nice dog though

turdogen?

what a turkey