Idk, I was assured that pigs had a Chinny-chin-chin.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80's

Well that seems like a completely justifiable use of force in this situation. /s

Sardine oil would like a word....

Mine never turns off the fucking radio

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

I have 8 playlist I've been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it's kind of hard to walk away from that. And I'll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

Background noise. Also, I can't do the cool shit that they do.

Yeah, I thought it said "sock" as well!

You might like Remnant or Remnant 2, I think.

Eh, idk. I've been enjoying absurdist and surrealist comedy for years, this doesn't seem that out there. I've seen mad magazine comics more out-there than this.

I'll say that I don't usually wear shoes in the house, but it's also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

Same, this reads as a rapid sequence of events lol.

I'll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I'm getting old, but give me a few more years damn.

Might be a good idea to take up sailing or something...

You leave my board games out of this

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.

Nine hours of Twilight Imperium, and I hate myself for it.

Really though, it's a lot of fun if you can get some friends to the table for the better part of a day.

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn't say "shame on me" without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.