Zelenskyy inspects Dunder Mifflin's new artillery division

Assistant Munitions Inspector

Assistant TO the Munitions Inspector

Michael where did you get that pager?

So heartwarming! Nostalgia plus a taste of "fire ze missiles!"

Credibility alert:

I understand they are probably tired and underpaid, but I can’t even begin to imagine the pride that one must feel, when the president of the country their work is saving shakes their oily hands in the middle of a shift. What they do every day has a real (although by itself small) impact on world history.

I think we should all agree that quenching is the coolest industrial process.