It sounds rather more like the first one... for spiders.
70 0 ReplySpider Jesus? That's gonna be one funky cross
62 0 ReplyStar of David.
11 0 ReplyThe 5-dimensional cross
9 0 ReplyI don't know why Spider Jesus would be 5D, but I'm on board with it.
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And one for you, and one for you, and one for you - hey, anybody got anymore wood?
7 0 ReplySpider Christians that use the spider cross on something might be mistaken for Red Hot Chili Peppers fans.
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But God is a beetle, isn't he?
12 1 ReplyNo...
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...t anymore. :-)
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I for one welcome our new spider overlords.
11 2 ReplyAt first I thought the OP was asking how they could fertilize the eggs, lol
9 1 ReplyThere are some species that can "self-fertilized". I don't know about tarantula, but we have observed a race of shark, where a population of only female was able to have newborn (without changing sex like snails)
7 0 ReplyLife, uh, finds a way
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Now I will have nightmares about tarantula penises.
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