Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world ilex @lemmy.world 1y ago

Please don't post this on your campus.

I started making generic library signs instead of visiting Reddit. I’m trusting you to not post them IRL.

There is an odd question that goes along with this one.

Edit: In the interest of not spamming the comm, here's "an otter one".

Edit: Whoops, missed a few.

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Nothing wrong about bringing your sub to the library
- You otter know...
- Hehe
Welp, fellas, I think we have our first Lemmy meme straight from our own mines, I ain't seen't the like elsewhere, that's for certain.

Now that the tone has been set I hope everyone's ready to get fricken weird with it.
- Shhh
  
  Edit: Fine you can WHISPER
- Speaking of fricken weird. I use one of the posts to make a template to use up some of the weird otters I had set aside. It's lame if the format is all the same, but it's quicker.
I came here for shit and found gold
Oh no. No no no. You don't shove these in my face and tell me not to plaster them all over my local library.

Alfred! Fire up the printer!
Jokes on you liberal, these are going up in my college on Monday, and I'm gonna in the very library they will be posted in!
- You need to adhere to the sign policy. These rules are in place for you protection.
  
  You're confusing my brqin and boner
these are really funny, will your library actually display these?
- Absolutely not. These should not be posted in any library. Do not print them out and tape them next to the elevators.
  
  You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to print them out and tape them next to every elevator I can find!
I wanna see moar! I might print one - keep in mind we have logos on the bottom part, one left, one right - I will have to check with communication before I can add that for completeness. Unless it’s art exhibit.. I’ll show them to our art curator.
- Trying to not saturate the market.
These photos may very well be my new favorite thing on the internet.

Thinking about getting one printed for my wall in the study...
- Consider posting a drink policy to keep your many fine papers dry.
These are amazing. I love you
- Here take a few of unused quality ones. I think I've had enough for a while. I'm gonna touch grass.
  
  Based and furry-uhh lemmy-pilled
What’s the question?
- Oh, in a world of humanoid otters, are regular otters on leashes pets or pets?
  
  Why not both
  
  Look at us and monkeys. We evolved to suit our environment and overcome challenges that we faced. Monkeys didn't evolve because they didn't go out and face these things.
  
  Edit: basically, we generally don't fuck the monkeys and anthropomorphic otters generally wouldn't fuck normal otters. I'd classify it as zoophilia.

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