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If it's still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.
94 1 ReplyOr the oven didn't turn off and the aliens really enjoy briquette.
33 0 ReplyIt could be that radiation would kill anything that would otherwise decompose the meat.
23 0 ReplyIt would still dry out and oxidize.
3 0 Replyand maybe burned all the oxygen so it couldn't rancidify?
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That's actually an ancient roman roast recipe: cover it in salt in a crock, put some honey on the slices after. Quite tasty.
4 0 ReplyThat's some good corned beef.
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So based on other comments here, the delicious recipe for brisket is:
- Bathe the brisket in copious brine.
- Place in an oven on low heat on timer for 300 years.
- Ensure that during this time the brisket is pounded by gamma radiation continuously.
41 1 ReplyOr perfect timing, depending on which species you are.
36 0 ReplyPriorities lmao
12 0 ReplyREALLY low, REALLY slow.
8 0 ReplyThe radiation improves the flavour.
7 0 ReplyAnd preserves the meat!
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And here I am deciding how to prep this top round.
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