Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.
45 0 ReplyMm nacho cheese toes
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It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.
Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You'd need a source of milk and rennet, you'd need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in
18 0 ReplyI'm sure Senku would find a way
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I read that as QuickTime and thought damn, I gotta download QuickTime even to make fuckin Doritos?
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I just figured there'd be an adult dor and we're eating the little kids spawned from the dor's succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.
7 0 ReplyWhile I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme
6 0 ReplyInteresting axiom. Would actually funny jokes be ruined, or does it really show that some jokes aren't that funny to begin with
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If you can't figure it out, you can always eat the dorito-eaters.
5 0 ReplyDoritos? I hardly know her!
3 0 ReplyYou have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won't demonstrate as it's quite embarrassing.
3 0 ReplyThey live in doritimo bay
3 1 ReplyThey live in the area just outside of El Dorito
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