week 1: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not
week 1: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not
- Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
- One grain of rice in A1
- White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
- All previously played moves get played again.
- All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
- Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
- Castle with the enemy rook.
Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?
Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.
"Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy." ❌
"One grain of rice in A1" ✅
"Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen." ❌
"Castle with the enemy rook." ✅
"All previously played moves get played again." ✅
"White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns" ❌
"All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook." ❌There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn't in any move.
This is not reddit. We have standards.
“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌
the pawns all got killed, they werent powerful enough
“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌
my brain read kings pawn as king
I mean, it is definitely anarchy
Can you please share the list of moves you did? I hope that this gets in the top 7 or that you do in anyway
ok but if it gets in the top 7 i will skip it
Fair enough
Every piece rotates 78° clockwise
Kings decide to come out of hiding, and come out at the same time holding hands and rainbow flags
The skip button is added to b5 from "stanley parable ultra deluxe". If pressed additional 7 comments got played.
Which comments?
I would say top ones. So like 14 top comments get played instead of 7.
A knight notices their horse is tired and leaves it at the stables, instead fighting on foot.
GDI construction yard deploys G4
Black gets a licence to crenellate and installs walls and cannons around each of their rooks
♞f3+ (knight to f3, check)
pick whichever knight. since there aren't any kings, just create one so that it is checked.
Bomb to d5 (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable when you try to move into it and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)
Pawns killed in step 1 rise up as the zombies from plants versus zombies
e8=K+
White queen has to choose between meeting a king or a bear.
"That's a rock not a rook, where did the rook go?! Oh shit!"
Drone strike d4
The melting glaciers caused by the climate changw cause the water level to rise and make one row and column from each edge of the board blue and unusable.
Trap card is triggered and unleashes Blue-eyes White Dragon.
16 zombi pawns break trough the ground along the 3-6 row
One random piece becomes Pinkie Pie.