(Just found out author is a nazi ☹️) "They put an intelligence dampening sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumour, generating an endless amount of terrible ideas!"
Apparently the artist is a nazi by the way which I didn't realise when posting this.
"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived."