My wife used to smuggle a sandwich in her purse for me.
That’s wife material
Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.
The fuck, are they there to watch a movie or have lunch lol
Not because I can't afford it but because I don't accept it!
The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.
When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater
this meme but he's at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means
i'm a subscriber to my cinema and i'm supposed to get concessions 25% off.
A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5
Me walking into the stadium after emptying a whole ass keg into my pants
Ass beer is um underrated
Most importantly, ass beer is cheaper than $12 for a 12 oz can
Don’t skip keg day.
When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.
They’re big pants people.
People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.
😂
Every day is squats day
I read that in Texas, you're expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?
