Lets pretend to be fishes .
Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i'm dumb as fuck .
lmfao got em
Losers
Let's pretend to be fish.
Blub
Blub?
Blubb.
"Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I'll go into shock and die now"
"The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀"
It's not suicide...it's Seppuku.
Its kamikaze
Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.
Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.
I think I'll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?Nevermind that your both fucking drowning?
Sounds like a plan!
Wait a minute! We're fish! We don't possess the capacity for abstract thought!
Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
yeah, let's go swimming
Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
In the vottom of the o-ceanWe often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps
I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.
Let's pretend to be fish.
"I'm wet and I don't even know it."
"oh look! A free meal attached to a string. I must eat it!"
