Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly"
Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly"
A pair of vultures thought to be "actively dying" actually had too much to drink, wildlife rescuers in Connecticut say.
Well at least they knew better than to try and fly while they were that drunk, better than some airline pilots!
WhatreYOUlookin at hic
spreads wings
WHUURRRRRGHHHHH!!
falls over
I didn't know I had so much in common with vultures
2 feet, 2 eyes, 2 drunk to fly
Surprisingly, we have a lot in common with birds. Crows can even communicate "this guy is an asshole" with their friends and start a harassment campaign against them.
Reminds me of that video where a guy wears a mask and harasses the crows so the crows end up hating the mask
Who the fuck is giving vultures booze
Likely an unattended dumpster, according to the article.
I would if I could