Preempting all the "he was a man of his time" apologists:
Columbus was arrested during his lifetime because his actions were considered awful by his contemporaries.
82 1 ReplySpecifically, Columbus was the first transatlantic slaver - although he went in the nontraditional West-to-East direction. And was imprisoned by Queen Isabel for that shit.
21 1 ReplyWorst part is, he wouldn't be arrested for genocide in 2024. He would probably be seen as lesser of two evils or something stupid like that.
22 23 ReplySomething savages something something terrorism
22 1 ReplyHe'd probably be Trump's running mate.
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Of course, there was over 100 years between Columbus' voyage and the voyage of the pilgrims on the Mayflower.
53 0 Reply, which also brought genocide
40 4 Reply13 0 ReplyYeah, I thought he was on the Nina or Pinta or Santa Maria or something like that.
2 0 ReplyNiña Piñata, obvs.
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Alright, I thought I had forgotten all my grade school history there for a second.
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June-ocide
COME ON, IT WAS RIGHT THERE
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Columbus didn't come on the Mayflower lmao
14 1 ReplyPilgrims or Columbus, it’s all genocide in the end my dude
3 7 ReplyEvery road leads to genocide..?
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Columbus was already dead for over hundred years.
9 1 ReplyThe Mayflower brought the Pilgrims to America, not Columbus (which is also, for some reason, misspelled in the title of this post). I'm guessing OP didn't pay much attention to their history class this year in what I'm going to assume is middle-school.
9 2 ReplyOP, try again with La Pinta, La Niña or La Santa María
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"April showers" is a nickname for the Spanish monarchy I hadn't heard yet.
3 0 ReplyColumbo, however, had just one more thing to ask before arresting a murderer.
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