Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
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Ok... so. For the terminally slow?
29 1 ReplyCan I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
86 0 ReplyThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
52 0 Replyl felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.
14 0 ReplyIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
6 1 ReplyIt's why horses are measured by hands
7 0 ReplyYes, farm hands
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Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
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Or "Let's eat aunt Sally" vs "Let's eat, aunt Sally"
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Oh man, I'm fucking slow
12 0 ReplyIt took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn't know there was a joke in there, i wouldn't have ever got it.
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I don’t get it either…
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