Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House
Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House
Economic issues hit Sesame Street, as Cookie Monster takes to social media to complain his favorite food is getting smaller.
"Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller," the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. "Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!"
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The Count is going to start teaching kids about corporate profits. "One billion extra dollars untaxed! Ha ha hah! 2 billion..."
Oscar the Grouch is going to be a working homeless who is forced to move his can every week by police.
Oscar the Grouch's living situation is basically aspirational now. "You can afford to live in a trash can all by yourself? Like, no roommates or anything? Wow!"
Oh man, a lid? I don't think I can afford this place.
Have you never seen the inside of Oscar's trash can? That place is a palace. He's got an olympic size swimming pool in it. He also has an ice skating rink and a bowling alley.
A veritable Snoopy house
considering his trashcan is basically a TARDIS.... I'd take it.
I think he has a few roommates actually 😂
Crabs no count!
Count explaining tax brackets would actually be kinda funny
I don’t think he’d explain. What, ah, do you think he’s talking about here, huh?
(FYI it’s an unnecessary censorship, so possibly NSFW.)
He's clearly explaining his love of perusing and discussing classified documents.