What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine.
43 0 ReplyI sat up lol
11 0 ReplyWhenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:
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Hey.
Shut up.
26 0 Replyfuck
22 0 ReplyI like to slump when I shit.
17 0 ReplyMy toilet posture is pristine you philistine
12 0 ReplyHave you got a squatty potty?
6 0 ReplyMy
toiletlatrine posture is pristine you philistine2 0 ReplyThat sounds better for sure. I'll hang it on the wall opposite the latrine
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Are you spying on me ?
8 0 ReplyFuck you spiderman, you're not my real dad!
5 0 Replyno
5 0 ReplySitting up straight isn't magically better than sitting in a more resting position.
5 0 ReplyHah, why do you assume the worst of people? I am so conscious of my posture that I am constantly working on it even when resting. While I browse Lemmy I am laying down in a bridge position squeezing my glutes.
4 0 ReplyI should do more of these.
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Thanks spiderman, but you cant tell me what to do!
4 0 ReplySure he can. He just has no control over your reaction.
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Fixed, I'm now scrolling while lying stomach down on the bed.
4 0 ReplyEverybody gets one!
4 0 Replyim laying down fuck you
3 0 ReplyNot wrong
3 0 ReplyCan it, spider-Dork, I'm poopin'
3 0 ReplyI was told you're supposed to put your legs up when you poop, was that not right? It seems to help?
2 0 ReplyPass, The sound my spine makes while sitting "properly" is a sign this is wrong. I will continue sitting like a tied up pair of pants fresh out of the drier, and you can't stop me.
2 0 ReplyI fucking love the analogy
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I am reclined so a can unwind. I have engaged my abs now though.
1 0 ReplyCerveza cristal
1 0 Replyslouches even more
Nnnnnno!
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