You drink the potion, and now your desire to fuck the fire elemental is gone. You have successfully resisted its sexual wiles.
Chugs potion BEGONE THOT
tHOT
87% damage is still crispy.
everyone feel a bit of pain in their first time
Where is she from?
60 seconds.
Choose Breton for 25% magic resistance, or Dunmer for 50% fire resistance. Get the Magic Resistance Alteration perk at 3rd level for another 30%. Get the Lord Stone and the Agent of Mara perk by doing the quest in Riften. That gets you to the 85% magic resistance cap. Good luck fucking atronachs.
Alternatively, you can get over 100% spell absorption with the Atronach stone and perk, and wearing Miraak's armor. Or be extra sneaky and take the Necromage Restoration perk and becoming a vampire, thus making those effects 25% stronger. Note that having 100% spell absorption means you can't cast beneficial spell effects on yourself or summon atronachs which defeats the point
Fussy
But what will I do for the remaining 58 seconds?
Undercook minute rice
There are SO MANY women (and men) (and elves) (and orcs) to bone in skyrim, why choose fire?!
This is a huge money saver. I've had to replace so many microwaves after melting a flashlight in them. They can only get so hot.
username checked out... 🤪
Char broiled hotdog
I’m hearing you, but where would you even stick it? There’s no hole
You just gotta move those crispy panties aside...
