PUT IT BACK NOW

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Someone please explain the joke.
- Xanathar has a beloved pet goldfish he seems to treasure beyond all reason. Stealing it would be a very bad idea
  
  No idea who the character is or what setting they are from, but it was kind of logical that it was their pet or familiar or something.
  
  Xanawho?
- It's the equivalent of stealing Daisy, Doom guy's rabbit, you just don't
- Basically a John Wick and his dog situation. If you mess with the goldfish You Done Fucked Up
Not that it matters, since the Xanathar's subordinates will just replace Slygar.
- Just like my parents when I was a kid...
  
  Damn, having your parents replaced must have been rough.
- I ran a quest where my players had to go acquire the next Slygar. They discovered their home colony in a cave where speak with animals is always in effect, and they ended up being judges in a goldfish talent contest to decide who got to go live the good life with Xanathar.
I also didn't get the joke. look for Sylgar.

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