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Disclaimer: this is purposefully obtuse.

Other effects in the game which explicitly state they kill you:

Shadows, succubi, massive damage, death saving throws, beholder death ray (notably not even their disintegration ray kills you), power word kill, vampires, mind flayers, night hags, drow inquisitors.

Clearly, if they intended for disintegration to kill you, they'd have said so. Since specific overrides general, and there is no general rule that disintegrated creatures are dead, I rest my case. QED.

or your players

Loose fit for the community but whatever

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Computer science terms that sound like fantasy RPG abilities

I'll start:

• Firewall
• Virtual Memory
• Single source of truth
• Lossless Compression (this one sounds really powerful for some reason)

Your turn

Hard mode: Try not to include closer to domain-specific things like javascript library names

You can seem 1 foot shorter or taller and can appear heavier or lighter. You must adopt a form that has the same basic arrangement of limbs as you have. Otherwise, the extent of the illusion is up to you.

Comic creator link: https://bsky.app/profile/sarahcandersen.bsky.social

In my last session, a player gave a sleeping dog heroin to cause it to overdose. Horrific stuff really

This comic follows on from the Previous comic which will almost certainly provide context.

You might not wanna be famous, but when you're level 10, every organization within a mile is watching what you're doing.