And then immediately go malicious compliance, turning everything NSFW and creating funky rules for whatever subreddit they give me.
/r/Chrome would be exclusively about chromed-metal-centric DIY projects and car mods, everything else gets deleted and you get banned for repeat offenses.
/r/therapy would just have a single stickied link to a how-to-delete-your-reddit-data-and-profile guide.
"This is a fetish sub for people who rob banks with nylons on their head. Such sexy anonymity! Only the sexiest people rob banks with nylons on their head! We're always looking for new material..."