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lagomorphlecture @lemm.ee
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  • I don't actually know that her laugh sounds like and I'm too afraid to look it up because I'm afraid Google or YouTube will start serving me right wing lunatic content if I do. But people keep talking about her laugh and it's got me curious.

  • YSK that the recommended daily fiber intake is 25g for women and 38g for men in the USA. 95% of the country does not meet this amount.
  • Here's my muffin recipe, but you can really omit the applesauce and use pretty much any fruit you like for flavor. Do keep the bananas though or the texture will be really wrong. It's good with a tbsp of chia seeds added, oats added, etc. I make my own yogurt and when I make cheese out of it I replace all the liquids (except oil) with the leftover whey and they come out gloriously soft and fluffy that way. Whole Wheat flour is really high calorie though so I'm open to suggestions for something to replace it with if anyone has any ideas.

    Long story short I've messed with this recipe in so many ways and it has turned out great every time except the time I didn't have bananas and uses avocado instead. It's very forgiving so do it your way.

    Muffin recipe

    2 ripe mashed bananas

    1 chopped apple

    Flax egg (1 tbsp ground flax, 2.5 tbsp water, mix and let set while you prepare the other ingredients)

    1 tbsp olive or avocado oil

    1/4 to 1/2 C oat or soy milk or cow milk or whey

    1 tsp vanilla

    1/4 cup unsweetened apple sauce

    1 C whole wheat flour

    1 C wheat bran

    1tsp baking soda

    1 tsp baking powder

    1/4 tsp salt

    1 tsp cinnamon

    1/3 cup chopped walnuts

    1 tbsp chia seeds

    You can sub oat bran for wheat bran if you can find anyone selling it.

    1. Preheat oven to 350 (or don't if using a convection oven)
    2. Lightly spray muffin tin with avocado oil
    3. Add banana, oil, milk, vanilla, applesauce, flax egg into mixing bowl and stir well.
    4. Add dry ingredients plus chopped apple to another bowl and mix well. Don't add walnuts at this step.
    5. Add dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and stir until combined. Add extra applesauce or milk if it's a little dry.
    6. Add to muffin pan in 12 equal portions. Add walnuts to the top and press them in a little or they'll fall off when the muffins are done.
    7. Bake 20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin comes out clean.
    8. Cool for a few minutes before removing from pan.
  • YSK that the recommended daily fiber intake is 25g for women and 38g for men in the USA. 95% of the country does not meet this amount.
  • Why so much higher for men? On an average day I eat probably somewhere between 25 and 45 g depending on what I've meal preppes D for the week and what I've decided on for snacks. I am a vegetarian who eats mostly whole foods. I can't even fathom how the average American could come anywhere even close to that. It's a LOT of beans/whole grains/vegetables/chia seeds/etc.

  • A disembunnied head was seen hovering at a Bunnyville residence early this morning. Authorities are investigating.

    A Nine-Bun-Bun spokesbun asked that all bunnies please remain calm and thump if you feel that you are in danger. Hoomans are asked to provide extra treats and pets during this scary time.

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    Cats @lemm.ee lagomorphlecture @lemm.ee

    Please share your experiences with IBS.

    You awesome people were so responsive to the picture of Tommy that I posted yesterday so I was hoping some of you might be able to chime in with your IBS experiences because he has it and none of my cats have before. I got Tommy a few months ago. He had been surrendered after having crystals and was eating prescription food for that. He had diarrhea however and tested negative for parasites. It sounded like the vet only even bothered testing for parasites because he had been in a shelter, I guess it isn't normally seen in this area with normal housecats. Anyways there was some intermittent improvement with an antibiotic so the vet changed him to a food that is safe for crystals but designed for ibs. He was fine within 2 days of starting this food but the last 2 days I could hear his tummy gurgling and now he has diarrhea again. He hasn't eaten anything off diet except for hay, which I think he got into because his tummy already wasn't feeling well. FWIW I'm calling the vet when they open to leave a message and get his Dr's thoughts, but wanted to also see if anyone else has had this experience. Is it common with cats who need prescription food for digestive issues to improve then relapse? Will this probably be something he just goes through every once in a while? I do know that my sister's cats eat a different food (same brand but different prescription formula) for diarrhea and she finds some every once in a while and then they seem fine again.

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    Cats @lemm.ee lagomorphlecture @lemm.ee

    I've had Tommy for about 3 months and he's finally settling in. And he's looking good as always!

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    Local bunny is once again asking for your nanner support.

    Please nanners if you have any to spare thank you.

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    The hooman is in jail for attempted bunicide using stinky feets.

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    Bunnizen to stand trial for murder. The defendant's buntorney says that it was justified bunicide because the victim stole food from the defendant.

    midwest.social "Your honor, he snatched the banana right from my mouth. I did what had to be done." - midwest.social

    Don’t worry everyone, he’s just flopping. They will never stop stealing food from each other.

    "Your honor, he snatched the banana right from my mouth. I did what had to be done." - midwest.social
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    Rabbits @lemmy.world lagomorphlecture @lemm.ee

    Clover gave us a real scare today. She got overheated and started shaking really bad.

    The temperature in here gets higher than today regularly but it's normally really dry. Today has been very humid so I guess that must be why. Everyone needs to know the signs of overheating! Clover was visibly shaking and her ears were hot. We cooled her by turning on the AC and putting an ice pack on her. You could also touch the ice pack to their ears to help or spray their ears with a little mist of water then blow a fan on it to cool them down.

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    A local bunny overheated today and needed urgent cooling assistance. Everybun survived the heat wave unharmed.

    However, Clover wants every hooman to know the signs of overheating so you can render aid to a hot bunny ASAP. Clover says she was shaking really hard and her ears were super hot during the incident. The hooman put an ice pack on her and turned on the AC. In a pinch, Clover says the hooman also could have sprayed her ears with a little water and then blown a fan over them.

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    Does this instance have a stance on right wing disinformation communities?

    There's a new one suddenly popping up in my feed but obviously the reports are being "resolved" by the mods of that community. They suggested to me that I block their community but I will not because that is how you get a cesspit of an instance. How do we report disinformation communities straight to the admins?

    Edit: the admins did remove the community in question so I'm going to take that as the official stance on disinformation communities and also assume that any type of community (right wing, left wing, or other) that are intentionally spreading disinformation will be removed. That makes me feel much better about the situation since this type of thing is pretty much guaranteed to pop up again.

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    If the hooman is withholding nanners, just play dead. They will be so upset that they will give you nanners so you will come back to life.

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    A resident of neighboring Haretown was spotted outside Bunnyville. The hare fren decided not move to Bunnyville and hopped off instead.

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    Local bunnymans release statement in favor of nanners.

    The statement, written by Ben Fullahay and signed by his life partner Wally, was short and to the point. "Listen, we know everybun already supports nanners but we just want everybun to know we support them too, capish?"

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    If you are a single bunny like me, make the hooman get you a stuffed animal to love. It will make you feel wonderful.

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    Hello fellow bunny lovers. I'm pleased to introduce Clover.

    imgur.com Clover

    Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more from users like cloverWrecker.

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    Sadly, Bunnyville's history is marked by pirates.

    Pirates and punny bunnies.

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    At one point Bunnyville may have had a revolution.

    Nobunny is really sure how it turned out.

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    Bunnyville's most popular magazine, Teen Bun Health, was also popular in ancient Bunnyville.

    Hundreds of ancient issues somehow survived gnawing to be rediscovered in a pile in the hidden room.

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    Of course, Bunnyville also had many popular artists.

    The popular work of Vincent Bun Gogh can still be viewed at the Bunnyville museum.

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    Bunnies typically got together for a single showing of popular films.

    Showings were often announced the day of and received high attendance and reviews.

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    In addition to theater, Bunnyville of olde also had a thriving TV and film production industry.

    The best known director in Bunnyville was Valentine Bunny.

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