Mastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thought
Mastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thought
Open source and decentralized social network Mastodon has more users than it thought. The service, which competes with X (formerly Twitter) and other
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X (twitter): "Oh shit, most of our users are bots."
Mastodon: "Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users."
Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internet
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:
"my son is a human. Signed, Mom"
There. QED.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…
Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else
It's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
Well don't get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I'm a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform...
Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do!
... Oh boy.