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What is your favorite low-calorie snack?

  • Carrots. Plain carrots. It helps that I'm too lazy to get anything to dip them in. They are just so convenient.

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    What is a human behaviour you've never understood?

  • A group of humans need to pass through a doorway with two doors. The leading human opens one of the doors and passes through the doorway. The next human follows them through the open doorway, and so does the next, and the one after them. The humans bunch up around the one open door, funneling themselves through it rather than opening the other door right beside it.

    Then I, the smartest and best of humans, make use of my divine and otherworldly gifts to open the other door that was right there the WHOLE TIME. Truly I am a gift upon the world. Someone should give me chocolates.

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    Non-Dal Lentil Recipe Suggestions

  • I love lentil stews with potatoes. Something like a sieglinde potato that will hold together well. That with a few copped carrots? Delicious.

    https://cookinglsl.com/easy-instant-pot-lentil-soup-with-potatoes

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    "on accident"

  • Their not doing it by purpose?!

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    What do you think you know about nutrition and what is "healthy"?

  • More fibre pleases the colon gods and makes my poops more better. Also keeps me feeling full for longer.

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    What are some downsides to immortality that most don't think of?

  • I had a really nice washing machine. Then it broke. The manufacturer was dissolved 25 years ago.

    I had a really nice cast iron pan. Then it fractured. Modern cast iron pans aren't smooth.

    I had a really nice car. Then a part broke. Replacement parts haven't been available for 50 years.

    I had a really nice flip phone. It was made by Nokia so it still works. People think it's weird that I use a flip phone.

    I had a really nice peace and quiet. Then someone invented ambulances. Now I cower in the corner of my bedroom hiding from manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.

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    How does your culture view/treat trans people?

  • I am a political wedge issue.

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    Are all programming languages based on English?

  • APL exists. To me it's about as fun as it is painful.

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  • The moon not being made of cheese. The moon is in fact made of cheese. I do not care how much a bunch of nerds insist that it is not made of cheese. I am objectively correct about this and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

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    As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

  • Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

    You can have an argument with a stop sign

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    As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

  • There is a box. It's a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.