Womp womp

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I hope the dad gets better
- Narrator: He didn't.
A guy I knew died from cancer. While he was getting taken out to the cemetary in the hearse a drunk driver leaving the bar clipped it. Thankfully nobody was hurt but the collision disabled the Cadillac. They ended up putting his coffin in the back of a pickup truck to bring him the rest of the way.
- "I knew God wanted me to buy this Ford F-150 for a reason." 🙏
  
  This happened in a small farming community so at least the truck wasn't a pavement princess and was used to hauling questionable things. (It was the deceased cousin's truck. The drunk driver was a different relative if I remember correctly.)
Plot twist: Dad's driving the hearse.

Extra twist: It's Monday lunchtime.
"Did you just womp womp a child?"
Third time's the charm? :-P

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