Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"
Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."
103 1 ReplyAs the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert's mouth tugged gently upwards.
50 0 ReplyFire.
25 0 ReplyNuclear Fire
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This is the best bert strip I've ever read
100 0 ReplyThis is the first I've ever read and now I'm going down a rabbit hole aren't i
45 0 ReplyIt's honestly all downhill from here
44 0 ReplySame here
5 0 ReplyWould you like to know the depth of human depravity? That is what waits at the bottom l.
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My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.
79 0 ReplyWhat a strange thing to read without context.
23 0 ReplyNow imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this
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This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.
46 0 ReplyThis was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.
31 0 ReplyThis gives distant "I'm sorry John" vibes and I love it.
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