They will all become Linux users one way or another

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I'm a sneaky fox. sneaked in your house, sat on your couch, ate your pasta, installed Gentoo.
- Just how long were you there?
  
  You’re assuming he installed Gentoo successfully.
  
  You think he’s done?
- OK, thanks. Can you do it to my intel atom tablet too? I have mac & cheese
I installed them. I installed them all. They're formatted, every single one of them. And not just the laptops, but the PCs and the tablets too. They're like animals, and I forced it on them like Windows users. I HATE THEM.
I just switched to Linux and I can say I get it now. Everyone should switch to Linux whether they want to or not.
- FOSS or die needs to become an enforced law.
Your friend: "I don't think my system works"
- "Be patient. It's compiling."
  
  "Well, when can I use my computer?"
  
  "...Tomorrow."
  
  If you're lucky
  
  Meanwhile enjoy your improvised heater
He just didn't know he wanted that.

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