College is a frolicking meadow. Wait until you see what corporate life does to you.
White hair and alcoholism
Lisinopril and omeprozole
I miss college. All the freedom of being an adult with almost no responsibilities. And loans were just something I would have to deal with later.
Plus learning is fun and classes were easy.
Now I just constantly think about how the crotchety old boomers are actually right: I don't want to work anymore.
He has met his Waterloo
C's get degrees, I'm on my 3rd electrical engineering job and i've yet to be asked about my GPA.
Of course! The real question is: will you get a job offer?
I'm thinking of academia.
think again
Yeah they're at U Waterloo. No shit.
Therapist receptionist: We got us another Bonaparte here
These are both undergraduate ID cards. At most 4 years apart.
I thought we were going to get like freshman photo, and then four years of postdoc photo.... That would be a harrowing morality tale
per bonaparte, gli è andata pure bene for the Italians
The good ending: he wasn't worried about what his new ID photo looked like because he already has a good job lined up and the rest of his final semester looks like smooth sailing.
