Well you are value......-able. I mean without your continued efforts at taking on workloads too high for the amount staff and while doing so for rock bottom that boss wouldn't be recording nearly so much profit. You see, you're very important. Thanks so much guys. We'll have a pizza party after I'm back from vacation.
As a pizza guy, I hate delivering those pizza parties. It's always a $300-500 order with a bunch of extra shit and 9 times out of 10, no tip whatsoever. They disrupt normal order flow too so other orders take longer which pisses those customers off so they tip less too.
Fuck corporate pizza parties.
Show me on the doll which of the big box retailers pizza partied you bro, it's ok it's the first step to healing.
I'm decidedly and purposefully average at my job and get confused when praised. Please don't promote me... just forget I'm here. 😓
I hate to be the one to say it but your well on your way to failing up...I've seen it many times
Nah, I've been useless at my job for almost a decade but no promotions.
Something something Peter Principle
I see these, and think: Yes, you are valued, because you still work here even though you are underpayed and overworked. Imagine buisnesses would run out of employees like that! Pure Chaos!
Exactly. You're valuable because you continue working for them without complaint even knowing that you earn them orders of magnitude more money than they have to pay you.
unionize
