Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

MUAAAHtheFrencccch!... Paul MasSon...

So good I literally just sent this to everyone I know (just my wife)

Guy looks like a Bond villain version of Jack Black.

Why is the plate food drawn with crayons?

Apparently he wasn't actually drunk during those out-takes.

He'd been filming something else the day before, it overran and they filmed until almost dawn. So he had some sleeping pills so he'd be refreshed before filming the adverts.

Unfortunately, and probably not unrelated to the sheer size of the man, they kicked in just as he was scheduled to start filming.

So that's what you see. A man fucked up on barbiturates.

Meme aside, its incredible how eloquent some people are and yet I'll trip over saying "have a nic..great.. DayNite...evening thank you" every time I go to the store.

This succulent Chinese meal?!

oh yeah I remember the stream where jerma lost his shit over that commercial