Comedy Heaven @lemmy.world abobla @lemm.ee 1y ago

Bathrooms

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Better than this place in Sacramento, California. Just imagine trying to figure this out after a few drinks!
- That's not bad. It would be a lot worse if Roger and Jessica were on the opposite doors.
  
  I first interrupted it as that before thinking about it harder and realizing it wasn't. It's like having to do a triple take to take a leak
- I idnt go to sha wrong badroom, I wash framed by a raabbish...
It's so inconsiderate to put a door knob on the Guys' door, knowing full well that they don't have arms.
- Why the hell would you but put a doorknob on any public restroom door? That's unsanitary
  
  How the fuck else do you lock it?
Ummm.... what? I don't get it
- Girls have arms
  
  Both are delicious.
  
  Old Gregg, what do you have?
- I'm guessing the mascot changed to add or remove arms, and then they replaced only one of the bathroom signs later for some reason.
  
  When bathroom signs have different pictures on the Mens vs. the Ladies, the pictures are expected to demonstrate some difference between the people expected to use the bathrooms.
  
  In this case, it makes it appear that the establishment is saying that women have arms while men do not. This is counter to what a person might expect, and it is this subversion of expectations that some people might find humorous.
  
  I thought they were insinuating that guys don't use their hands to go to the bathroom, just free hosing at the urinal
Hey fellas, is it feminine to have arms?
- Bruh if anything, it's the fellas who should have arms. As a fellow bro, the only thing important to me are them guns 💪💪. Also, what are legs?
  
  My penis is more important to me than my arms.
Guys could be a slice, sure, but girls would then be:
- Pac-Man?
- The missing part?
I've always been jealous that women have arms.
none pizza, left beef
Guys don't wash hands, easy one. Move on to the next screen.
I guess they could have kept the guys and gals only. It's not like we need to give the anthropomorphic pizza people genitals, right?

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