Isn’t there much more to this story?
Edit: there is. Much more.
Thank you for posting the rest. I always like to see it.
That was a fun read! Thank you for finding and sharing
Thanks!
Thanks to you and the OP, I really enjoyed this! Great little read with my coffee.
I have never wanted to bestow gold on a post more. Thanks for finding this!
The condiment was mayonnaise
isn't mayonaise an instrument or something?
An instrument of summoning, apparently!
Nah, in order for it to summon demons, it has to be Miracle Whip.
Dukes mayonnaise mother fucker!
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Tumblr post by user writing-prompt-s reading: While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
Below the post is a reply by user teawitch reading: You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don't often get homemade sandwiches.
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This is rather wholesome, isn’t it? I mean, who doesn’t love a good sandwich?
Yet I carefully apply my mustard into something, and the best I get is an imp slightly annoyed I didn't add enough meat, no matter how much I put in there.
Fuckin' Frenches.
Reminds me of this delightful tumblr story:
writing-prompt-s: An old and homely grandmother... - eatbreathewrite https://eatbreathewrite.tumblr.com/post/159617865069/writing-prompt-s-an-old-and-homely-grandmother
